How To Be A Jewish Mother: A Very Lovely Training Manual / Practice Drill in Basic Suffering: Give your son Marvin two sport shirts for a present. The first time he wears one of them, look at him sadly and say in your Basic Tone of Voice, "The other one you didn't like?" Jewish motherhood is an art which can be mastered by anyone. Properly practiced it is a highly complex system of subtle and sophisticated techniques such as: How to Administer the Third Helping, Making Guilt Work, Seven Basic Sacrifices, and many more. Dan Greenburg has written the definitive work on the subject - a hilarious smash seller that is still breaking all records. His mother only hopes the whole experience has taught him something.
